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Pimped out [Jan. 31st, 2009|03:34 pm]
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Her: if i found you any random dates, would you go on them?

Me: Uhh.... why?

Her: because I WILL.
i'll find lots. you won't have to do anything but go.
it's just so that you can get practice going the next step.

Me: Color me skeptical.

Her: well, i have already set the ball rolling, so be ready.

Me: WHAT!?!

Her: this is your heads-up

Me: What did you do??

Her: found a couple of prospects! :D

Me: "Prospects"?

Her: I found you a couple of dates, but I'm not sure you'll be happy about where or how I found them.  I took a risk.

Me: What, did you found some girls online? Hahaha.

Her: ...or maybe THEY found YOU

Me: Now I'm REALLY confused.

Her: ok, so "you" put out a craigslist ad

Me:Wait... You pimped me out on Craigslist??

Her: come on, don't freak out.

Me: I swear I've seen the trailer for this movie somewhere before...
I'm just trying to remember if it was a romantic comedy or a horror thriller.

Ah, the joys of well-meaning friends. The post in question...

[User Picture]From: rai8302
2009-01-31 11:32 pm (UTC)
That's . . . something I haven't had the pleasure of. . .

Good luck :)
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-02-01 03:46 am (UTC)
Hey! This reminds me of when I tried to pimp you out on AdventistMatch.com. Which reminds me, I should totally update that account...

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[User Picture]From: pixeldrift
2009-02-01 06:52 pm (UTC)
Please tell me you're joking.
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From: (Anonymous)
2009-02-02 07:19 am (UTC)
Well, I can't actually update it now, since they're doing some type of site re-vamp. But if you were talking about if I did make an account--yes I did. And I know I showed it to you one time (Relax, your photo's not on there).

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[User Picture]From: nuttynuthatch
2009-02-01 07:39 am (UTC)
Please, don't give my friends any ideas!!!! :P

Of course, anyone who would try to "sell" a date with me forgot to add the fine print. Things like not drinking and not smoking, for example.

For you, standard "void where prohibited" should suffice.
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[User Picture]From: pixeldrift
2009-02-01 07:08 pm (UTC)
Some conditions apply. At participating locations only.

Or how about simply, "Offer not valid."
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[User Picture]From: nuttynuthatch
2009-02-01 08:57 pm (UTC)
"...not valid in all 50 states, Puerto Rico, Guam, and the rest of the world."

or, how about common on those "We'll give you a gift card" offers:
"Pixeldrift is not a participating member or sponsor of this program."

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